a thing is that one of my flatmates from cardiff (the one who stole me jacket) is being whacked out all over the internet and tabloids (look up amy mccrow video) for getting completely naked in a pool at oceana cardiff and doing a ‘sexy dance’ with her vag out. it’s HORRENDOUS, i’ll try and upload it in a bit.

something else is that student finance have asked me to repay my loan overpayment which is really good because I’VE SPENT MOST OF IT ALREADY HAVEN’T I? great.

i can finally be arsed to write about the amazing few days i’ve in bath this week. firstly mary is actually so lucky to have the most amazing housemates, literally all of them are legends and so funny and welcoming, and i can’t remember the last time i had so much fun, which is strange as it’s usually difficult for me to feel comfortable and like.. ‘be myself’ around a group of people i’ve only just met but they’re all bangin and nothing was awkward at all. the train journey up there was SO hilarious and me, matt and oli made up ridiculous songs about all the people on the platform and there was a girl stood near us who obviously overheard us and was trying really hard not to laugh hahah, we so funny..

we met everyone at marys’ and played drinking games and then went to the shittest club in the world which made minehead friday look like the ideal night out, so me and matt made it amazing by dancing like ABSOLUTE TWATS for hours on purpose and people were starting on us because we were just being so ridiculous, and i was literally crying with laughter the whole time because our moves were JUST SO GOOD. it was amazing, and then we bought the world’s most gopping kebab on the way home and when we got back to halls oli was sleeping so we beat him up.. and then me and maz spooned in her bed, awww

the next day we spent our hangovers in wetherspoons and then we went shopping for a bit while mary had a lecture, i dragged matt and oli round urban outfitters and made a few purchases, and then we went back to halls with more alcohol to start drinking again. we played arrogance and some other card game and i was literally hammered by the time we got to weir lounge (me and kayleigh had pissed on a tourist attraction by this point.. classy), and i don’t remember much of the night really but i remember once we got inside it was amazinnn and me and oli did some comedy dancing and absolutely pissed ourselves laughing over something that neither of us can remember, we sat in the ‘porn booths’ and took digusting photos of ourselves, i danced on a pole with kayleigh and siena, matt burned me with a cigarette and after that i remember barely anything but I WOKE UP IN MARYS’ FRIEND THOMAS’ BED. i don’t remember getting with him or going home with him or anything, and it was really embarassing in the morning because i freaked out for a while because i genuinely couldn’t remember a thing and was like “why am i here?! did we have sex?” and he was like “um, yes”.. oh god. also there was something else in relation to that, that i didn’t realise about him but if you really want to know then read matt’s post and work it out for yourself because I DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE WRITING IT. also apparently we got locked out of his room at one point and i was just in my bra, so oli came over to help us and just kicked the door down hahah. and one of marys’ friends from the block we were in apparently heard me shouting “HELP ME, I’M NAKED”.. great! saying bye was kind of depressing because i really did not want to leave and i wish more than anything i’d picked bath as one of my choices, and i miss everyone loads already.

the train home was so funny as we were all disgusting and hungover and matt squirted a lot of water into my mouth for no reason which i spat all over both of us in front of loads of people on the train (embarassin) because he made me laugh, and we sang ‘dog on the platform’ by jack penate and then we got the good old 28 back to minehead. OH YEAH

a lot more funny things happened but i don’t wanna bore ya senseless so i’ll leave it there, it was such a good time overall and definitely the best so far this year! thankyou mary, matt and oli for being legends and making my life real good!

last night was so weird, i went to see amy thomas in crowcombe and guess who else was there? FUCKING.. ED PERKINS.

ED

PERKINS

this won’t really be relevant to people who don’t know who that is but some of you do and you’ll probably understand what i mean and just, what the hell? i’m kind of annoyed because obviously he’s not my favourite person in the world, it was supposed to be just me and her and it’s kind of dragging me into stuff that i really don’t want to be involved in. and i haven’t seen him since i was 16 and planned to keep it that way really, but NO.

to sum it up: he is exactly the same.

so weird though. and now i’m feeling pretty hanging (getting horrendously drunk was my only way of dealing with the fact he was there all night) and me and my mum are attempting to dip-dye some of my clothing in the kitchen sink. killll meeee